clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

(Source: jasonttodd)

(Reblogged from bardolatress)

lonelyandcompany:

captaingumdrop:

ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.

(Reblogged from hobbitintheimpala)
(Reblogged from fairlyoddbutts)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

(Reblogged from fairlyoddbutts)
(Reblogged from fairlyoddbutts)

expectation vs. reality

(Source: titansdaughter)

(Reblogged from fairlyoddbutts)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(Reblogged from achildofthefandoms)

claudiaboleyn:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

OK. So Children’s Place were selling Guardians of the Galaxy t-shirts for boys… and left Gamora out of the ugly-ass t-shirt design because she’s a female character and this “shirt in particular is a boy’s shirt.”

THIS. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

(via: http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-t-shirt-leaves-off-gamora/)

We all know that’s bull because the girls’ shirts are always covered in male characters. Apparently having a female character on merchandise would accidentally give young girls and women the false impression that they matter too. And we can’t have that, now, can we? 

(Reblogged from fairlyoddbutts)

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

(Reblogged from hobbitintheimpala)

futurefantastic:

game of thrones would kill off characters from other shows if they could

(Reblogged from detectivefoxy)